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royal-food:

Neapolitan Ice Cream Cake

royal-food:

Neapolitan Ice Cream Cake

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

mosquii:

mosquii:

mosquii:

hey could you pass me one of those snoods

liSTEn hERE THI S HAS GON E ON FAR TOO LONG THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO BE KNOWN FOR I WANTED TO GO FAR IN LIFE BUT NO I’M STUCK HERE WITH OVER 29 THOUSAND PEOPLE AND NO FUCKING SNOODS THIS IS NOT THE LEGACY I SIGNED UP FOR

ENOUgh

Uncle Floyd Anthro Commissions! (OPEN!)

unclefloyd:

Hello there! I am Gabe, also known as UncleFloyd, and I am currently trying to raise money for basic necessities such as food and transportation, as well as money to leave my dysfunctional household. Since I am in much need of emergency funds, I have decided to open commissions and make a commission price list! Please consider looking at the following for info. on how to obtain some high quality art from yours truly!

- Types of Commissions -

Digital Bust Sketch - $10

  • Rough sketch w/ monochrome shading.
  • Additional character is +$5.

Example:

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Traditional Pencil Art - $25

  • Sketched, lined, and shaded in pencil.
  • Additional character is +$10.

Examples:

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Traditional Pencil Sketch Page - $35

  • Cleaned and high-quality lined sketches.
  • 4-6 sketches per page.
  • Additional character is +$5.

Example:

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Digital Sketch Page - $40

  • Lined and flat colored.
  • 3-5 sketches per page.
  • Additional character is +$10.

Example:

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Colored Pencil Art - $50

  • High-quality lined, colored, and shaded traditional art.
  • Any marker I add to pictures is free of charge.
  • Additional character is +$15.

Examples:

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Any type of traditional art cannot be mailed, but I will send an email of the original scanned file once completed if requested (as well as digital art)!

- Other Guidelines To Commissions -

  • I am primarily an anthro/furry artist, so I will only be accepting these types of characters.
  • That being said, I primarily draw mammal characters, so I will only be accepting mammal characters (in time this will most likely change).
  • I am willing to draw nudity but I will not draw anything of or related to fetishes/pornography/nudity of characters that are minors.
  • No violence or torture-themed pictures!

- Contact/Payment Info. -

  • I only accept commissions after I receive the money through Paypal. No exceptions otherwise!
  • If you a considering buying a commission, please email me at unclefloydart@gmail.com with the character and type of commission you are interested in!
  • If you have any questions, please email me at the above email. I will try my best to answer any questions you have!

Thank you so much for reading this and I hope you will consider buying some art from me! Promotions/reblogs are also welcome (reblog as text please!).

  #Wish I could commission from them!  

i love autumn. the leaves fall and die like my hopes and dreams

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afroamericanpsycho:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I need this show back on air

this is golden

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gjorth:

prozdvoices:

said:

Looking for a challenge? Try singing Gee in your most manliest voice possible.

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Challenge accepted.

this is a religious experience.

machina-rex:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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